ASSHATS SLAPZ
Asshats SLAPZ perfect for your HARD HATS or HARD HEADS!
ot a new grunt on site? Time to christen 'em right.
Hand them an ASSHATS slap.
Stickers, apparel, and pure disrespect — built for the hardworking, foul-mouthed legends of oilfield, trucking, construction, cannabis, and anywhere else sarcasm gets you through the shift.
If they aren't wearing an Asshat, are they even part of the crew?
Rugged. Hilarious. Slightly offensive. Just like you.
Grab yours. Slap a buddy. Start the tradition.
Welcome to the crew, rookie.
#AsshatsApparel — Because work sucks less when you're laughing.
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